Gheorghe Hagi: „Vezi o fată… te uiți la ea – o vezi dar după aia? te uiți la ea – trebuie să vezi ce e înăuntru … wow!”
Gheorghe Hagi: Vezi o fată… te uiți la ea – o vezi dar după aia? te uiți la ea – trebuie să vezi ce e înăuntru … wow!
Glume și ghicitori
Ion Creangă: Căci nu vă pară șagă: de la Neamț până la Iași e câtu-i de la Iași până la Neamț, nici mai mult, nici mai puțin.
Căci nu vă pară șagă: de la Neamț până la Iași e câtu-i de la Iași până la Neamț, nici mai mult, nici mai puțin. (Ion Creangă – Amintiri din copilărie).
How can they both be right?
Two neighbors were fighting over a financial dispute. They couldn’t reach an agreement, so they took their case to the local rabbi. The rabbi heard the first litigant’s case, nodded his head and said, “You’re right.”
The second litigant then stated his case. The rabbi heard him out, nodded again and said, “You’re also right.”
The rabbi’s attendant, who had been standing by this whole time, was justifiably confused. “But, rebbe,” he asked, “how can they both be right?”
The rav thought about this for a moment before responding, “You’re right, too!”
Balancing weights
Q: You have eight coins. They all look identical, but one is a fake and is slightly lighter than the others. Explain how you can use a balance scale to determine which coin is fake in exactly two weightings.
Sănătate
Două mămici își plimbă copiii prin parc.
O mămică avea un băiețel, iar cealaltă avea o fetiță.
După un timp, fetița strănută iar băiețelul îi spune:
– “Sănătate!”, la care mămica fetiței:
– “Vai dragă ce băiat educat ai!”.
Fetița mai strănută încă odată, iar băiețelul îi răspunde cu aceeași vorbă.
Mama fetiței îl lăudă pe băiețel din nou.
Când strănută și a 3-a oară, băiețelul îi spune:
– “Ai lăcit, culvă mică! “.
Despre gravide
Riddles and solutions to them
- Can you solve it? The funniest jokes in maths | Mathematics | The Guardian.
- Did you solve it? The funniest jokes in maths | Mathematics | The Guardian.
- Thanks to Des MacHale for today’s puzzles. You can buy his magnum opus Comic Sections Plus : the Book of Mathematical Jokes, Humour, Wit and Wisdom here.
Riddle: How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
Moses did not make the ark or take the animal. It was Noah who did it.
Funny story on money
It is the month of August; a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser. The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel. The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town’s prostitute that, in these hard times, gave her “services” on credit. The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.
The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything. At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.
No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.