{"id":375,"date":"2020-07-11T10:22:06","date_gmt":"2020-07-11T07:22:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/olivian.ro\/arte\/?p=375"},"modified":"2020-07-29T13:28:57","modified_gmt":"2020-07-29T10:28:57","slug":"dating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/olivian.ro\/arte\/dating\/","title":{"rendered":"Poem: „Dating” – by Olivian Breda"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dating seems harmless,<\/p>\n

You meet a person who you might spend your life with,<\/p>\n

And, most of the time, it’s fun.<\/p>\n

What if it isn’t?<\/p>\n

Neither harmless,<\/p>\n

Nor fun.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

What is the likelihood that at the very first date,<\/p>\n

You’ll meet someone who you’ll love your entire life?<\/p>\n

I don’t want to say „spend time with for the entire life”,<\/p>\n

But just „love it forever after”.<\/p>\n

In my opinion, is rather small,<\/p>\n

And, if you’re like me<\/a>,<\/p>\n

It’s very small<\/p>\n

(I tend not to like people, to say the least).<\/p>\n

So, the date is transformed into<\/p>\n

„I don’t like you,<\/p>\n

I can use you & abuse you & adore you,<\/p>\n

(Robbie Williams – Supreme – YouTube<\/a>; lyrics<\/a>)<\/p>\n

We can have some fun together,<\/p>\n

Then I’ll dump you”.<\/p>\n

Where’s the fun in knowing you’ll do so?<\/p>\n

What’s the pleasure of going to a date,<\/p>\n

In the hope of forever happiness,<\/p>\n

If you know the likelihood of this ever happening<\/p>\n

Is very small?<\/p>\n

You see a person in front of you,<\/p>\n

She smiles, she’s happy,<\/p>\n

And all you can think of<\/p>\n

Is making that person hurt.<\/p>\n

Sorry, dating is more like a horror movie<\/p>\n

For me.<\/p>\n

PS: I’ve met one person who wouldn’t launch a coffee shop,<\/p>\n

Because of Romania’s corruption.<\/p>\n

Good people stop doing good things,<\/p>\n

Because of evil things.<\/p>\n

On another hand, although Google claims<\/p>\n

They do no evil<\/a>,<\/p>\n

In reality, I don’t believe they put this to practice.<\/p>\n

\"danbruell<\/a>
danbruell – This date isn’t going well, https:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/rPSqGq<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

PS, 2020.07.29: Groucho Marx: „I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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